Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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