I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
