Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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