she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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