There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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