But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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