oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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