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Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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