Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize
