So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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