Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
