How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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