Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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