fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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