my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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