i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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