benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."