He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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