Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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