did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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