party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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