Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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