How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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