You smell like stripper and shame
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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