I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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