I must be too annoying 4 u.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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