She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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