walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Oh god it's open bar.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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