Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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