Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize