St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
he had hair everywhere except his balls
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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