No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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