we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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