Where is the hickey?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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