That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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