What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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