ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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