I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I believe in your delicious
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
God I need to hump something, right now.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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