i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
