Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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