awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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