Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Randomize
