My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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