I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Please, let me fuck your mom
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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