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and a bunch of prostitutes
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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