I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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