Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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