I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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