I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
