Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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