In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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