what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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