My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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