He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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