Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
